The Maritime Museum is offering a very short term job opportunity... RIGHT NOW!
We're looking for a couple of pirate characters to interact with the public at the Museum, to encourage ticket sales.
The gig would run from now (as soon as you can start) until April 12th, from 10am to 3pm daily.
Please note, as this is a family organization, the marketing director is very specific as to what she's looking for. The pirate characters will be interacting with children, as well as adults, and all attire and content MUST be completely PG.
As far as garb is concerned, there should be NO cleavage. I know some of you ladies have a lot to show off, but this isn't the time or place. Weaponry is allowed on your person, but it MUST be peace-tied, and you are NOT to brandish said weapons. They are for appearance only.
The Museum would like to present a "wholesome image". I laughed as I thought of the many pirates I know, and how many of them just don't fit that bill, but I digress... xD
So drop me a line if you're interested. I'm not aware of the finer details (payment, etc), but if I determine that you're a good prospect for the role(s), I'll put you in contact with our marketing director, and you can work out the details.
REMEMBER: As fun as this sounds, this is WORK. The objective is to encourage people to visit the Museum.
If we don't recognize a noticeable increase in gate revenue, your piratical career at the Museum will be short lived, savvy?